The challenge of learning English.

We will begin with a box and the plural is boxes;

But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.

Then one fowl is goose, but two are called geese;

Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a whole lot of mice.

But the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,

Why shouldn't the plural of pan be pen?

The cow in the plural may be cows or bovine.

But the plural of vow is vows not vine.

And i speak of a foot, and show me your feet,

But i give you a boot -- should a pair be called beet?

If the singular is this and the plural is these,

Should the plural of kiss br niknamed kese?

Then one may be that and these may be those,

Yet the plural of hat would never be hose.

We apeak of a brother and also of brethren,

But though we sat mother, we never sat methren.

The masculine pronouns are he, his and him.

But imagine the feminine she, shid and shim!

So our English i think by now you'll agree

Is the trckiest language you ever did see.

Anon

Hsj #part1

Da lama tak blog.
Tapi hari ni terbukak hati nak blogging mcm zaman muda muda dulu.
Nak luah itu ini.

Serius hari ni,
Awal awal pagi.
Kemas rumah yang selerak gilaa
Superb

Lepas tu memandangkan harga bebarang makanan semua dah naik
Then kami
Aku dengan housemate aku baru kalot aa
Kalot carik dapoq
Ingat masak sendiri lagi jimat rather than makan kat luaq

Last night,
2-3 hari lepas
Lepas pengumuman bajet 2014
Tau dak ayaq milo ais rm2.3?
Maki ja dalam hati.
Setahu aku subsidi katanya rm0.34 sen kan?
Ni naik
Aku kerja maki ja dalam hati
Sebab apa
Aku order milo susu
Bukan milo gula
Agak laa nak naik harga kann

Dan

Sehubungan dengan itu,
Aku pun buat keputusan untuk masak.
Lepas ni.

Nak dekar setahun jugak kami tak masak

Dapoq pun berdanoq
Jenuh kami tonyoh

Kemas kemas

Call brader juai gas

Duduk dalam sejam dia sampai.

Aku dengan tak malu

"Cik,tolong kami pasang sat. Ituari kami pasang. Baru guna dua tiga kali. Tong gas dah kosong. Bocoq."

Cik gas tu gelak je kat aku dengan housemate

Dia tolong pasang. Lepas dia balik. Kami p buang sampah. Esok or bila bila aku hapload gambaq tong sampah yang tinggi dari kepala aku. Sampai siap ad tangga bagai. Aptb -,,-"

Lepas buang sampah

Housemate aku tanya

'Iza hang punya moto tu boleh guna dak lagi'

'Sat aku nak try'

Ituari adik aku cabut starter. Plug bagai.

Maybe he thought his sister mechanic agaknya.

Aku pulun start moto

Lepas berpeluh peluh tak hidup

Waaa

Aku tengok kat bawah

Upa upa nya kepala starter tak sambung

Tapi hari ni punya cerita

Karburetor herherher even kemahiran hidup aku A tapi aku tau teori sahaja babe. Hehehehehe. Lepas tu asyik kena pakai coke baru moto tu boleh start balik.
Lama gak laaa..
Ada jiran sebelah umah aku tolong

Sampai sini ja dulu untuk pagi ni
Ngantok gila ni.